Check out these quotes with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line.....

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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Oh loving beauty, you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head