tum baiThe ho lekin jaate dekh raha hooN

      tum baiThe ho lekin jaate dekh raha hooN
      maiN tanhaayi ke din aate dekh raha hooN

      aane waaale lamHe se dil sehma hai
      tumko bhi darte ghabraate dekh raha hooN

      kab yaadoN ka zakhM bhare kab daag miTe
      kitne din lagte hain bhulaate dekh raha hooN

      uski aankhoN mein bhi kaajal faila hai
      main bhi muDke jaate jaate dekh raha hooN

Yes.... !!!

       ab agar aaO tho jaane ke liye math aana
     shiRf eHsaan jataane ke liye math aana

     meaine palkoN pe tammannnayeN saza rakhi hai
     dil meiN ummeed ki  sau shammeN jala rakhi hai
     ye hasiN shammeN buJhane ke liye math aana

     pyaar ki aag meiN zanzeereN pighal sakti hai
     chaahne waaloN ki takdeereN badal sakti hai
     tum ho bebas ye bataane ke liye math aana

     ab tum aana jo tumhe muJhse mohabbat hai koi
     muJhse milne ki agar tumko bhi chaahat hai koi
     tum koi rasM nibhaane ke liye math aana

Gazhal... For P.S

YE TO NAHIN HAI MERI MANZIL, PHIR KYUN HOON MAIN YAHAN
JANA TO HAI AUR KAHIN MAGAR,MAIN JAOON BHI TO KAHAN

AISA LAGTA HAI ZINDAGI ,KE KYA MAIN KAHOON
KITABON MEIN LIKHI HUI JAISE, HOON MAIN KOI DAASTAAN

YUHIN NA GUZAR JAYE UMR, RAHEN TALAASH MEIN
KAHIN TO HOGA ZAROOR MERE, KHWABON KA AASHIYAAN

SAMANDAR SA GAHRA HAI ,DARD-E- DIL MERA BHI
BAYAAN KAR NAHIN SAKTE, HOTON PE HAI KHAMUSIYAAN


MUKADDAR TO APNI AISI, HAI KE TAWZZUB HAI
HAR ROJ HOTA HAI LAMHA, MERE SABRON KA IMTEHAAN

JI MEIN TO AATA HAI KE, JEENA HI CHOD DOON
BEZAAR LAGNE LAGA HAI, AAJKAL TO MUJHE YE JAHAN


UMMIDON KA CHARAG KAHIN, BUJH NA JAYE AMIN
SUNLE MERE KHUDA TUJHSE ,HAI YE MERI ARZIYAAN

Khoj

Khoj Rahi Hain Nazraen Khushiyaan
Dil Main Laekae Kitnae Armaan
Pooch Raha Hai Dil Ae Maera
Kiyoon Bana Hai Insaan Hiawaan
Jis Nae Piyaar Ki Kheemat Jani
Us Pae Bae-Shak Dil Ae Khurbaan
Hum Na Badlaen Apna Rasta
Laakh Uttayae Koi Toofaan
Roop Ae Badlae Insaan Aksar
Inko Daekh Kae Main Hoon Hairaan
Waqt Ki Maar Bahut Buri Hai
Her Koi Hai Issae Larzaan
Raz Sanmbhalae Rakhna Usko
Bik Na Jayae Taera Eemaan

Koi Zakham Ab Chubhta Nahin

Koi Zakham Ab Chubhta Nahin
Dil Hai Pathar Ki Kuch Sunta Nahin

Raqeebon Ka Sath Pasand Aata Hai Humen
Ki Koi Dost Hume Apna Lagta Nahin

Ghum Bhi Kanha Apna Raha,Ab
In Ankhon Main Wo Dikhta Nahin

Kanch Ke Tukdon Main Dekhun To
Koi Aks Apna Sa Lagta Nahin

Lekar Baithen Hai Ek Tasveer Aisi
Jisme Koi Saya Dikhta Hi Nahin

Meri Tanhaiyon Par Hasne Walon
Ye Janza Hai Mere Armano Ka
Koi Tamasha To Nahin Hai.

Phir Yad Aaya Mujhe

Phir Yad Aaya Mujhe, Ek Mausam Beeta Hua,
Jab Tumse Maine Poocha Tha,

Kya Tumne Dekha Chand Ko
Lagta Hai Jaise Ki Koi

Chandi Ka Katora Ho,
Tum Has Diye The Us Chandni Rat Main

Ab Bhi Wo Hansi Sunayi Deti Hai
In Tanhayion Main Jab Phool Ki Khusboo Ko Maine

Sanso Main Bhar Liya Tha
Ab Bhi Wo Mahak Sanso Main Hai

Jab Wo Ret Ko Maine Apni Muthhi
Main Kaid Karna Chaha Tha

Waqt Ke Saht Use Fisalte Hue,
Aaj Bhi Dekhti Hun.

Samndar Kinare Jab Nam Likha Tha
Tumhara Pani Par,Aaj Bhi Use Lahron Se Takrate

Hue Dekhti Hun Wo Khule Asmaan Ke Neeche
Aashiyana Talashte Hum

Aaj Bhi Tumhari Parchayian Dhoondhti Hun
Aks Tumhara Ab Bhi Dekhti Hun Aaine MainAb Bhi Sunti Hun Tumko Hi Apni Khamoshiyon Main.

Hum Milen Ya Na Milen,

Hum Milen Ya Na Milen, Zindegi Ke Safer Mein,
Baqi Bas Mohabbat Ke Nishan Milenge.

Wo Yaad Rakhey Ya Bhool Jaye Hamain,
Dil Main Un Ke Kuch Armaan Milenge.

Wo Khamosh Rahen Ya Kuch Kahengey Humse,
Kuch Rishte Zaroor Hamare Darmiyan Milenge.

Wo Tanhai Mein Kehde Ya Mehfil Mein Thokraye,
Mohabbat Ke Un Per Kuch Ehsaan Milenge.

Kal Hame Roswai Milegi Ya Shohrat Janha Ki,
Un Ko Bhi Zaroor To Kuch Ilzaam Milenge.

Wo Roainge Bahut Ya Khilkhila Ke Hansenge,
Unki Her Ada Ko Zamane Ke Sawal Milenge.

Khwabon Ke Aasman Main

Khwabon Ke Aasman Main Bahut Ud Liye.
Ab Thodasa Haqeeqat Ki Zameen Pe Bhi Chala Jaye!

Jo Bhi Hua Uska Ab Tak Yakeen Nahin Hain.
Ab Thodese Sach Ka Bhi Saamna Kiya Jaye!

Fareb Ke Parde Mein Bahut Reh Liye.
Ab Thodese Jhuth Ka Bhi Nakab Utara Jaye!

Kitni Thokare Khayi Dil Ki Baton Mein Aake.
Ab Thodasa Dimag Ka Bhi Sun Liya Jaye!

Bade Hi Khulus Se Milte Rahe Ta-Umar Sabse
Ab Thodasa Ajnabee Hoke Bhi Raha Jaye!

Auro Ko Liye To Bahut Jee Liya.
Ab Thodasa Mausam Ko Bhi Badalke Jeeya Jaye!

Aesa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili

Aesa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Jisay Chahtay-Thay Hum Ko Wo Ulfat Nahi Mili
Milnay Ko Zindagi Main Kai Humsafar Milay
Par Un Ki Tabiyat Se Tabiyat Nahi Mili
Har Cheez Zindagi Main Bohat Dair Se Mili
Koi Bhi Cheez Waqt-E-Zarorat Nahi Mili
Hum Ko Teri Aadat Achi Lagi
Afsos K Tuhj Say Meri Aadat Nahi Mili
Chehron Main Dusro.N K Tumhein Dhonta Raha
Kahi.N Sirat Nahi Mili Kahi.N Surat Nahi Mili
Bohat Dair Say Aaii To Mere Pas Kya Kahoo.N
Lafz Dhondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mil

Aaj Phir

Aaj Phir Anjaanay Main Woh Khata Ker Gaye
Woh Jo Waada Kiya Tha, Wafa Ker Gaye
Rahaton Kay Saman Ko Thukra Ker Khud Hi
Zandagi Kay Her Din Ko Hum Saza Ker Gaye
Samay Guzarta Nanin Is Weeran Nagar Main
Chalo Zindagi Ka Qarz Hum Ada Ker Gaye
Kaha Tha Na Bhoolain Gay Usay Tamam Umar
Phir Kyon Aaj Usay Hum Bhula Ker Gaye

Khoj Rahi Hain Nazraen Khushiyaan

Khoj Rahi Hain Nazraen Khushiyaan
Dil Main Laekae Kitnae Armaan

Pooch Raha Hai Dil Ae Maera
Kiyoon Bana Hai Insaan Hiawaan

Jis Nae Piyaar Ki Kheemat Jani
Us Pae Bae-Shak Dil Ae Khurbaan

Hum Na Badlaen Apna Rasta
Laakh Uttayae Koi Toofaan

Roop Ae Badlae Insaan Aksar
Inko Daekh Kae Main Hoon Hairaan

Waqt Ki Maar Bahut Buri Hai
Her Koi Hai Issae Larzaan

Raz Sanmbhalae Rakhna Usko
Bik Na Jayae Taera Eemaan

Hum Rahein Na Rahein Mehfilein Sadaa Raheingi

Hum Rahein Na Rahein Mehfilein Sadaa Raheingi
Kucch Kahein Na Kahein Baatein Sadaa Raheingi

Dil Ko Behlaane Ke Liye Shayri Ek Marz Hai ‘Ku’
Koi Samjhe Na Samjhe Shayri Chalti Rahegi

Jo Ghar Kar Gaya Hai Is Dil Mein
Abh Usi Ki Khatir Meri Rooh Zinda Rahegi

Hum Rahein Na Rahein Mehfilein Sadaa Raheingi
Kucch Kahein Na Kahein Baatein Sadaa Raheingi

Jaanta Hu Ke Tamaam Umr

Jaanta Hu Ke Tamaam Umr Koi Saath Nahi Deta..
Muddat Hui K In Aankho Se Main Bhi Roya Nahi ..
Ab Such Kahu To Jana Mujhe Khud Ki Bhi Khaber Nahi..
Apne Hi Haal Se Ab To Main Khud Bhi Baigaana Hua.

Teri Yaadon Se Judi Har Yaad Ko Mitaenge

Teri Yaadon Se Judi Har Yaad Ko Mitaenge
To Kya Huwa Jo Khud Ko Bhulaenge

Yaad Karne Me Our Yaad Ane Me
Alag Hai Maza

To Kya Huwa Jo Tumko Na Yaad Aenge
Kabh Tak Rahe Ga Yeh

Tere Darwaze Ke Age
Hum Is Laash Ko Kahi Our Legaenge

Utha Lega Koi Na Koi
Janaza Mera Kando Per

Tu Soch Mere Baad
Tere Nakhre Kaun Uthaenge

Hamari Mohabbat Jo Kabhi Unse Thi Nakaam Ho Gayi

Hamari Mohabbat Jo Kabhi Unse Thi Nakaam Ho Gayi
Uske Khayalon Mei Hi Khatm Ye Zindagi Tamam Ho Gayi,

Ab Na Bataenge Kisi Ko Mohabbat Ki Yeh Kahani
Ye To Ab Bhooli-Bisri Dastan Ho Gayi’

Ab To Darr Lagta Hai Unn Purani Reh Kuzar Se Bhi
Jahan Per Badnamiyon Se Hamari Acchi Khasi Dua-Salam Ho Gayi,

Tujhe Yaad Karna Bhi Mushkil Hai To Bhulana Bhi Aasan Nahi
Jaane Kyun Hamare Zehen Se Teri Hi Ek Pehchan Ho Gayi,

Dard Apna Ab Kisi Ko Batlaya Nahi Jata

Dard Apna Ab Kisi Ko Batlaya Nahi Jata
Zakhmo Ko Zakhmo Se Dabaya Nahi Jata,

Koi Koi Ashq Bahut Kimti Hote Hai
Mol Koi Unka Lagaya Nahi Jata,

Hamari Chahto Ke Raste Hoker Jate They Unke Dil Se
Yeh Sach Unko Ab Batlaya Nahi Jata,

Tapish Sari Seh Lete Hum Apne Uper
Un Tak Lekin Hamara Saya Nahi Jata,

Jidher Dekho Andhera Hi Andhera Hai
Ujale Ko Jaker Ab Humse Samjhaya Nahi Jata,

Wo Kar Rahey Hai Ab Humse Nafa Nuksan Ki Baten”kashif”
Zindagi Ka Falsafa Unko Samjhaya Nahi Jata,

Yaad Kuch Rishte Purane Aa Gaye,

Yaad Kuch Rishte Purane Aa Gaye,
Yaad Wo Guzre Zamane Aa Gaye.

Jinhe Bhoolne Mein Laga Tha Waqt ,
Yaad Wo Hichkiyon Ke Bahane Aa Gaye.

Rone Ke Liye Ab Waqt Kanha Hai,
Ashq Kuch Aank Mein Purane Aa Gaye.

Jinse Hamne Mangi Thi Khushian,
Lekar Wo Gam Ke Khazaane Aa Gaye.

Dushmano Ka Gila Ham Kya Kare.N,
Dost Bhi Zakhm Dohraane Aa Gaye.

Aaina Bhi Hai Kuch Udaas-Udaas ,
Yaad Ise Kuch Chehre Purane Aa Gaye.

Jo Manzer Satate They Mujh Ko ,
Yaad Wo Khwabo Ke Bahane Aa Gaye

Dost Banaya Hai Apna To Dosti Nibhao Yaro

Dost Banaya Hai Apna To Dosti Nibhao Yaro
Kadam-Dar Kadam Hume Youn Na Azmao Yaaro,

Har Imtehan Ke Liye Tayyar Hai Hum
Lekin Pehle Apna Wajood Bhi To Banao Yaaro,

Humari Nazro Men To Tum Aaj Bhi Wohi Ho
Apni Nazro Me Thodi Murav Vat To Lao Yaaro,

Zamane Ki Ungliya Tumhi Per Uth Rahi Hai Har Tarf
Hamari Chodo Pehle Unhe Samjhao Yaaro,

Kisi Jhoti Hamdardi Se Kyun Dete Ho Dilasa
Pehle Khud Ko Sach Ka Aaina Dikhao Yaaro,

Kya Sochte Ho Mita Doge Hasti Meri,
Pehle Kisi Rotey Hue Bacche Ko Chupao Yaaro,

Jis Dosti Per Kal Tak Tha Hume Fakhr Bahut” Kashif”
Chalo Aaj Kahi Ise Dafnaa Aao Yaaro

Jab Tum Kisi Se Bahut Pyar Rakhna,

Jab Tum Kisi Se Bahut Pyar Rakhna,
To Ussey Kehne Ka Hosla-E-Izhar Rakhna.

Khamoshiyoun Ki Zuban Koi Nahi Samajhta,
Tum Apne Labon Se Ikrar Rakhna.

Ishq Ki Khushboo Hamesha Mehka Karti Hai,
Tum Apne Dilon Ko Khilta Gulaab Rakhna.

Milna Jhulna Bhi Ek Ibadat Hai,
Apne Dilon Main Thodi Si Taab Rakhna.

Nazer Na Lagjaye Tumhari Mohabbat Ko
Isliyen Ispe Thoda Sa Hijab Rakhna.

Mohabbat Ruswa Na Ho Kisi Bhi Janib Kashif
Eis Baat Ka Bhi Ehetram Rakhna.

Tamanna Phir Machal Jaye

Tamanna Phir Machal Jaye
Ager Tum Milne Aajao

Ye Mousam Hi Badal Jaye
Ager Tum Milne Aajao
Mujhe Gum Hay Ki
Mene Zindagi Men Kuch Nahi Paya

Yeh Gum Dil Se Nikal Jaye
Ager Tum Milne Aajao

Nahi Milte Homujhse Tumto Sab Humdard Hay Mery
Zamana Mujhse Jal Jay,Eager Tum Milne Aajao

Ye Duni Bhar Ke Jhgde Ghar Ke Kisse Kaam Ki Baaten
Bala Her Ek Tal Jaye,Ager Tum Milne Aajao

Girlfriend Ko Manane Ke Tarike (1-5)

Girlfriend Ko Manane Ke Tarike (1-5)

1. un ka baar-baar moo fulana yahi ek aesi chij he jisme dimag ki waat lag jati he mann me gussa to itna aate he ki laat maar k dant tod dun lekin is harqat se market me badnami hogi or nayi ladki patne se pahle 100 baar sochegi isliye jin bahno ki madad se ladki ko pataya he fir se unhi k paas jao or wahi dukh sunana chalu kar do bahan me gandi shaqal ka hun isliye shayed wo mujhe chor k kisi or k sath jana chahti he fir dekho tumhari bahan kaisa jadu chalaegi or roothi hui ladki maan jaegi


2. ye bhi jeevan ka saty he ladki pategi to roothegi bhi agar rooth jaye to apne dil me ye galat fahmi na aane de ki wo kisi or k sath lag gayi he isse aapke aatm vishwas me kami aaegi
bas ahinsa ka marg apna k use laal phool bhejte rahe or use manane k liye kisi bhi had tak chale jaye uska sandas bhi uthana pade to utha le... mera marg katheen he lekin jeet paki he wo roothne wali aaj nahi to 4 bacho ki amma ban jaegi tab bhi lot k aaegi ( dil to bacha he ji )


3. ladki fasane k liye to uski saheli ki tarif ka idea diya tha lekin manane k liye uski saheli ki tarif to kya baat bhi mat karna verna chehre pe jooto k nishan aise jam jaenge jaise gili mitti me per rakh diya ho kisi ne..... is baar bhi tarif karni he lekin is baar is roothi hui janu ki tarif karni he.... uske samne wo pal yaad karo jo tumne hanste hue bitaye he thoda senti ho k kaho me manta hun galti meri he lekin aage se nahi karunga ek moka to dedo janu is tarah wo fad fadata panchi shant ho jaega or khud hi pinjre me chala jaega


4. ladki agar mere tarike se fasayi he to me yahi kahunga ki kisi roothi hui ko manane ki mehnat karne se acha he utne waqt me 2 ladki or pata loge.... jab tum free raho koi kaam na ho ya koi or ladki bhav na de rahi ho tab...... us roothne wali k paas dubara jao or kaho i m sorry me galat tha maine tumhara dil dukahya..... wo man ki bhadas nikalegi tum pe gandi gandi galiya bhi de sakto he lekin sab chupchap soon lena jhoot se patayi he to besharm ban k mana bhi lo usme kya he


5. mere papa kahte he beta  ye ladkiya hoti hi " katiya " ki tarah he wo ladko ko apna kutta bana k rakhna chahti he aisa kutta jo " wo kahe to bhonke " wo kahe to kate "
ab tumhe yahan sunny deol ban k katiya se panga nahi lena he bas katiya ki ghulami qabool karni he baat ban jaegi.. yani pahle bol bol k patao baad me chup rah k manao

Problem with A GAl

Problem, Problem ye hai ki wo ladki hai. Aur kya problem hai. Problem ye hai ki main chahta hun ki meri life mein koi problem hi na ho, lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na, ye uski life ki SABSE badi problem hai. And bullshit she's worried yaar. Use to celebrate karna chahiye, because isn't this exactly what she wants? Seriously yaar aajkal jab wo muh kholti hai to mann karta hai muh mein hi kuch thoons dun. Trust me yaar 6 maheene mein I've had it all. Sab dekh liya maine. Abey kaun sa pyaar, Kaisi relationship, kahe ki khushiyaan? Relationship ka matlab hi ye hota hai an end to your own happiness.Uske baad, all you got to worry about is uski khushiyaan, uska birthday, uske KUTTE ka birthday, Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha.


In ladkiyon ko na, koi khush nahi rakh sakta. A happy woman is a myth. Tu batman waali ko dekh le. Saala jab tak Batman nahi bana, tab tak bolti rahi "Tum to kuch karte hi nahi ho, nakara ho, napunsak ho, main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hun, aur jis din bechara batman ban gaya, uss din boli "Tum to BATMAN BAN GAYE ?!? Mujhe to ek normal insaan hahiye tha,main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hun?" Sab saala kahaniyon ka dosh hai. Bloody bollywood romantic masala, ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua dono saath saath film khatam. Iske baad ki story koi nahi batata. Iske baad ki kahani main batata hun. Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug nahi kiya, to problem. Hug kiya, to chep ho rahe ho, itna bhi accha nahi lagta.


Saali Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki. Pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye, phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye, to aur cushions aaye. Saale mug itne hain mere yahaan ki bechne jao to maheene ka kharcha nikal aaye. Ek to jo cheez khareedne jaengi wo cheez khareed ke nahi aengi. 2 hafte dimaag chatengi ki 'Table lena hai table lena hai', 5 ghante mall mein bita ke ek sadi si chappal utha ke le aegi. aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi ki table lena hai table lena hai.


Office mein kaam kar raha hun. Phone ajaega. Phone uthate hi bol deta hun baat nahi kar sakta. Kitna mushkil hai baat samajhna? "Do min kar loge to kya ho jaega?". ARREY DO MIN KAR LUNGA TO TUJHE KYA MIL JAEGA MERI MAA, thik se to kar paunga nahi. Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak. Sabse zyada dimaag ki dahi iss mobile phone ne ki hai. Katai ghatiya invention hai saali. Conspiracy hai patta hai saala patta. Ek to, unke ad ko hi dekh lo na, "Lo ji, ek paise per second, aur phone karo aur phone karo." Arrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thode hi na badh jaati hai karne ko? Phir iska jawaab unhe bhi do. "Tumhare paas baat kyun nahi hai karne ko? You have lost interest in me. Tumhe hmm hmm hi karna aata hai na to maine phone kyun kiya??" Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyun kiya, JAAKE BHARTI MITTAL SE POOCH NA!
Tujhe main bata raha hun, uss ad mein na, woh kutta nahi hai kutiya hai. Seriously, shart laga sakta hun. Wherever you go, we follow.


Tujhe kya lagta hai, Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo India nahi jaa raha, wo galti se pahunch gaya?? Nahi. Usko pata tha. Wo bechara to kahin duur jaana chahta tha. Biwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada ki India ja raha hun. Nahi to 10 sawaal poochti, "Kahan Jaa rahe ho??" "Kyun Jaa rahe ho?" "Accha?!? Tumhe pata bhi nahi kahan ja rahe ho??" "Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse kahin duur jana chahte ho?" Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya.


Office mein kaam kar raha hun, SMS ajaega, I love you. Thik hai main bhi sms kar deta hun, I Love you too. Iske baad, SMS pe SMS shuru. Abey kaam kya karti hai office mein? Do sms ka reply mat karna, turant phone aega. Phone mat utha, to 10 min mein message aa chuka hoga, 'I don't think it's working any more.' 10 min mein 'Babu I love you' se 'I don't think it's working any more.' And this is when they're not even downn..


Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hain aur ye...ye...ye (Gesturing Gays) yehi bande itne successful kyun hote hain. Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na.
Log kehte hain na, that behind every successful man is a woman, TRUE! But koi ye nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man ALSO there is a woman. Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na, ki unsuccessful logon ki tadaad, successful logon se kai guna zyada hai iss duniya mein?


Saala office mein kaam kar raha hun. Keh raha hun late ho jaunga, to khaana nahi khaegi, phir bhookhi so jaegi. Arre main keh raha hun kha lo, to dikkat. Kya karun naukri chhod dun? Phir saale ghar jao pehle inhe manao inhe khilao, inke baad khud ki bhookh to vaise hi mar jaati hai. Iss sab ke baad bhi agar insaan kisi tarah kone mein jaake shanti se baitha hua hai chupchaap, to kya? Ghadi ghadi, "Kya soch rahe ho? Kya soch rahe ho?? Kya soch rahe ho???" AREY KUCH NAHI SOCH RAHA MERI MAA YE SOCH RAHA HUN TERA MUH KAISE BAND KARUN?? Kya soch rahe ho - Camera laga dun dimaag mein?? ISs sab ke baad "We never talk, we need to talk, I don't think it's working any more."


Main tujhe bata raha hun, you can never discuss anything with a woman. Because they call it a discussion, but any discussion with a woman is an argument. Aur argument mein to boss tu unse jeet hi nahi sakta. Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai, to make sense in an argument. Ladkiyon ko koi fark nahi padta. Sense jaisi bekaar si cheez ki wajah se wo argument kaise haar jaen? ek to aaj ki baat ka argument aaj hoga hi nahi, aaj ki baat pe jhagda hoga do maheene baad. Kya saala yaad bhi nahi hota hai ki 2 maheene pehle hua kya tha. Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain. Ye chhota hathiyaar nahi, ye bada hathiyaar hai, ise badi ladai mein use karenge.


Tu kabhi try kar liyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki. Tujhe lag hi raha hoga ki iss point se, tu apni baat ko saabit kar lega, lekin tabhi ek awaz aegi "Ungli neechey karo". Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga lekin teri ek naadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi and suddenly the whole argument will flush down the gutter and mudda ye reh jaega 'How dare you point a finger at me'. Kisne bola ye dude, Kisne?? Saala wo beech argument mein tujhe joota phenk ke maar de to koi dikkat nahi, lekin tum unki taraf ek ungli point kar do, saara mudda khatam, wo sahi tum galat??


Shaadi ke pehle, shaadi ke pehle wo naagin been (gesturing shehnai) kyun bajta hai, hain, kyun bajta hai? Kyunki na bandwala bhi na tumhe chetavni de raha hota hai ki kaun araha hai tumhari zindagi mein. Unka signature tune hai wo.


Ab ye bata, wo kya karne ai thi tere paas yahan? Same cheez main karun to? Uski kisi friend to call karke apni problems ginaun to? Kahegi "Accha, tumne meri friend ko call kiya? Hmmm, tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte ho? WHY DON"T YOU GO AND SLEEP WITH HER"?? It's RIDICULOUS YAAR.

ahhhhhh

As I look back on all that's happened..growing up, growing together, changing you, changing me. there were times when we dreamed together, when we laughed and cried together. As I look back on those days, I realize how much I truly miss you and how much I truly love you. The past may be gone forever..and whatever the future holds, our todays make the memories of tomorrow. So, my lifetime friend, it is with all my heart that I send you my love, hoping that you'll always carry my smile with you, for all we have meant to each other and for whatever the future may hold.

i m u

 

I miss you so much, I need you right now
I try to stay strong but some days I just don’t know how.
The weeks seem like months, and months like years.
I try to hold them back, but down flow the tears.
I keep myself busy through out the day
... And when I am alone at night I just pray.
I pray you stay safe while your serving over seas.
At night while I sleep I see you in my dreams.
I think of happier times when you were here
When I could kiss your lips and hold you near.
I miss your smile and your warm embrace
When I see your name on the caller ID my heart begins to race.
Your in all that I see and everything I do
I cant wait till you come back and its just me and you.
So baby stay strong and I will do the same
Because to give up on a love like this would just be a shame.

I love you so much baby!

Loving You is My Life...

Uffff Time Is Passin

Everyday i wake up knowing that ur not right next to me in bed, everyday i hope for u to come back, everyday i think about the time we first kissed. the times we spent together, staying up at-wondering wat ur doing, waiting for ur calls, still love growing for u. thinking of the day when u went away, thinking of you every second, just missing you everyday.!

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I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the only one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you're the one who makes my laughter grow and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lie awake at night and think of all the wonderful times we spent with each other for those were some of the best memorable times of my life.

She Was My GirlFriend And My BestFriend Too

I haven't seen you in so long
The memories are beginning to fade
I want to see you one last time
So I can memorize your face
I don't want to forget how you look
Your smile means everything to me
I refuse to forget how your voice sounds
Its so precious you'd never believe
I want one last look at you
Even if it collapses my aching heart
You can make me smile one last time
Before I fall apart
I just want one chance to tell you goodbye
Since your the sun in my days
I don't want you to leave
When I still have so much to say
Promise you'll never forget me
Theres no way I'll ever forget you
I can't help but cry as I write
Because I know every word is true
Never forget the smiles we've shared
Please don't forget the memories we've made
When you go don't erase me
Don't let the passions fade
Never forget the times I've held you
I'd do anything to hold you again
I don't want you out of my life
I want you there until the very end
Don't ever forget that I love you
You'll always be everything that shines
I'll never forget the first time I looked at you
And fell in love with your eyes.

miss u

"I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, I Just miss u so much ..!!

Mowgli

 

“I try to talk to you, but I don't know what to say. I am afraid you
don't want me to say anything. So I don't. But inside of me there are
words waiting to come out to tell you how I feel, like how I miss you.
And how I love you despite my broken heart n wretched fate. And how
I need you in my life. And especially how much I want you. But those
... words may forever stay in my heart, locked inside..
Sometimes I wonder if there are words locked inside you too...
but I'll never know..!”

Life is a blend of feelings...

Life is a blend of feelings...

Life is a blend of feelings.  Every feeling is an important ingredient without which our life is flavorless.  All the ingredients well mixed help us to attain true flavor of the life.  This life prearranged by the divinity is unfilled if we do not live it.  Does living mean to chase our uncultivated desires or fulfilling our profound dreams? Get all the treasures in the world, taste the victory by defeating your inner spirit.  The spirit of humanity, reach the heights of accomplishment.  

We would have already started an expedition towards our own providence but what is the destination?  Is it Love, Is it Wealth or Is is Power?  Or is there anything above all?

I think the question remains as it is " What is my destination? ", because my need is never ending.  I need more ... a little more ... and little more than what i always had. I'm surprised that am never tired of chasing my fallow dreams and desires, never realizing all those great things ... wonderful times ... & lovable memories ... that god gave me.

I thank god for giving me this life, for the loving family and caring friends he gave me, for teaching me the difference between good & bad, i thank him for watching me every step and lifting me up when i fell, wiping my tears and touching my heart, forgiving me for all the bad things i said, i did and still loving me so much, for loving me and letting me live.

It Hurt's...

It Hurt's...

It hurts when someone ignores you, it hurts more when a heart is broken.  It hurts when someone blames you for something you hadn't done; it hurts when people talk on you back; it hurts when people make fun of you and it hurts when you are not treated well.

I'm sure everyone of us would have been hurt in this life for some or the other reason., but did we ever realize that we may be hurting the other person, did we stop and think for a minute that we may be a reason for someone who's hurt, that someone is hurt because of something bad that we have said or mistreated or made fun of something which is valuable to them.

Well, i don't know. I have never thought of it now and i have been realizing these days.  Yeah, it's true what ever you are thinking. " I have been Hurt". But, more than that i have realized how bad i have hurt others and i do not know how can i ever heal those gashed that i made.  It's true that we learn or realize only after getting up after falling down, with the exceptions of those who live no regrets for their misdeeds.

I always believed that most of us do not want to hurt anyone deliberately and i believe that i haven't hurt people intentionally.  Life can be so hard sometimes that we stop using our inner mind and become the puppets of our own odd feelings and we end up hurting other people and of course hurting ourselves.  But, all i think important is how quick we realize our mistake and ask for forgiveness.

We can think... differentiate good & bad... have feelings... can love and want to be loved... and so does every human being.  However, we always get side tracked by anger, jealousy, etc; and we do not realize that we are hurting others feelings.  A split of a clock's tick ...the damage is done and i'm sure that we can't help it always, but the question is ...do you have the guts to accept your mistake and convey that you are truly sorry?

I'm going to gather all my guts and say sorry for that one person i know that i have hurt so badly. 

What About You ???

A BrOkeN ReLaTioN ...

 

 

A BrOkeN ReLaTioN ...

The relations will never be same once broken and the very slightest disturbance causes a great damage.  Once a relationship breaks the differences may take a very long time to clear ... or may stay forever, just like the cracks on a mirror.  Every time we look into the mirror the crack reminds us of the past and nips our thoughts.  

I'm sure it takes a great deal to overcome the downbeat feeling that got imprinted on the heart, because the very same damp feeling weakens your optimistic attitude towards keeping up the relation alive.  We fight for money, lifeless things and many other over relations, its because at that time we lay the importance of the relationship behind, we fail to think ... we fail to be patient ... we fail to make a right choice … we fail to use the right words and we fail to set our priority. 

I totally agree that at that instant the circumstances just take place as they are not intended.  But, no matter what the instances are… before any misunderstandings arise, just a minute of thinking … a bit of patience … a nice word … and more importantly … putting the significance of that relationship in front  …caring for it will indeed help us save our relations … be it Friendship … Love … or Marriage.

I have experienced that the relations will never be same once broken unless you truly care for it and i have learnt that it's the choice of priority that we give to a relationship and they do not have a meaning if you do not mean it. 

The only force that can stop your relationship with anyone from breaking is YOU.

Yeh Aaine Jo Tumhe Kam Pasand Karte Hain

Yeh Aaine Jo Tumhe Kam Pasand Karte Hain

Yeh Ääine Jo Tumhe Kum Päsänd Kärt Häin
Yeh Ääine Jo Tumhe Kum Päsänd Kärt Häin
Yeh Ääine Jo Tumhe Kum Päsänd Kärt Häin
Inhe Khäbär Häi Tumhe Hum Päsänd Kärte Häin
Yeh Ääine Jo Tumhe Kum Päsänd Kärt Häin
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Tumhe Khudä Ne Zämäne Mein Näzinen Diyä
Meri Näzer Ne Tumhe Äur B Häseen Kiyä
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Tery Bäghäir Säfär Kyää Häi Rästä Kyä Häi
Häm Äshiqun Ko Zämäne Se Wästä Kyää Häi
Häm Äshiqun Ko Zämäne Se Wästä Kyää Häi
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K Hum To Ääp Ko Jänäm Päsänd Kärte Häin
Isi Liye Tumhe Mäussäm Päsänd Kärte Häin
Yeh Ääine Jo Tumhe Kum Päsänd Kärt Häin
Inhe Khäbär Häi Tumhe Hum Päsänd Kärte Häin
Yeh Ääine Jo Tumhe Kum Päsänd Kärt Häin
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Qäreeb Ääo K Bhär Läin Tumhe Nigähon Mein
Tumhe Sämäit Läin In Beqärär Bähon Mein
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Häi Kon Äisä Jise Dhärkäno Mein Bänd Kärein
Tumhi Bätäo Tumhe Kyun Nä Hum Päsänd Kärein
Tumhi Bätäo Tumhe Kyun Nä Hum Päsänd Kärein
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K Piyäsy Loog Hi Shäbnäm Päsänd Kärte Häin
Koi Kärey Nä Tumhe Hum Päsänd Kärte Häin
Yeh Ääine Jo Tumhe Kum Päsänd Kärt Häin
Inhe Khäbär Häi Tumhe Hum Päsänd Kärte Häin
Yeh Ääine Jo Tumhe Kum Päsänd Kärt Häin